Hi! I am a normal(ish) 21 year old engineer in Guwahati, Assam. Except that I am not originally from Assam, I hail from Mumbai, the coastal city that is famous for its speed and impersonal lifestyle based around its’ greatest object of devotion: money. Which happens to be completely in contrast to the story I am about to tell, and indeed stands in contrast to the city I currently reside in. If you don’t follow me, it’s okay; sometimes my right hemisphere does not get what my left is saying either. The greatest advantage of being an industry like telecom and that too in the network division is, surprisingly, not the free phone – that’s a bonus in itself though – it’s the reach and knowledge of its' people, in geographic sense. Let me put it this way: To serve humans their preferred pornography, Airtel and other operators have set up towers throughout the length and breadth of the land. And if ever you are in trouble, there is always a local engineer or a sales rep that w...